Okay, so it looks like you have sufficient clearance to, you know, do stuff.

If you abuse this awesome privilege, the monkeys will get you.

You can always be a lecherous creep in the playground

and if this whole wiki type thing is freaking you out, you can go get therapy

If you happen to be looking for the old dieyuppiescum.org site, it’s pretty much here, although apparently some web programmer involved with the development of some parts of the site was a stupid dumbass who didn’t write portable code. Whoever that was is a jerk and I don’t think I will be his friend anymore.

Don’t tell anyone, but I wrote that whole page. Awesome huh. This one will be more scubjious. Possibly.